I've got a secret deep in my chamber,
So why don't you Slytherin?
I've been ravin' all about you,
Ravenclaw'll about you to my friends,
So huff and puff, Hufflepuff,
And blow my walls down,
I'd be lyin' if I said you weren't adorable,
I'd be a lion if I said you weren't...
Gryffindorable, Gryffindorable,
You're my defense against the dark arts,
And you've been sorted into my heart,
Girl, you're golden like a Snitch,
You've turned me into a Seeker,
I wanna keep it honest,
So don't tell Rita Skeeter,
If facets were flavors, they would call you Bertie Bott's,
You're such a treasure, you should be locked up in Gringotts,
Asking you out is such a risk,
I'm petrified like I've seen a basilisk,
Is there a potion to get me unstuck?
I'll need to drink some liquid luck,
'Cause it does not do to dwell on dreams,
So make mine come true and be with me!
Every day with you makes me wish I had a time turner,
So we could live it over and over and over...